One Direction week in review:

• Harry punches paparazzi
• Niall and Liam get mobbed
• Liam actually spells a tweet correctly
• Niall so angry that he forgets to tweet rest of word
• Louis bashes a restaurant
• Eleanor and Louis' sisters in NYC
• Sydney Dalton gets publicly humiliated by Niall for dressing like a skank
• Lily Halpern continues to be irrelevant
• Where's Zayn?
• Amazing concerts in NYC
• More Larry Stylinson action
• Girl who made Zux fanfic getting sued
• The boys' bracelets go up for auction. More than anyone can afford.
• UAN Tour DVD on sale
• Pictures of Harry, Zayn, and Niall in tanktops
• Video of Niall and Zayn running to car shirtless
• Zayn and Harry get new tattoos
• Liam's attempted Twitcam
• Liam tweets Danielle
• US versus UK
• One Direction's tumblr is no longer password protected
• Oh NYC you never fail....

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